What's My Age Again

[Intro]
A# F C Dm A# 3x


[Verse]
A# 
  
           F   C        Dm          A#
I took her out it was a Friday night
         F    C   
  I wore cologne to
         Dm            A#
get the feeling right
           F         C 
  We started making out
             Dm          A#
and she took off my pants
           F             C
But then I turned on the TV


[Chorus]
    A#                    
  And that's about the time
             F        C  Dm
she walked away from me
       A#             
  Nobody likes you when
        F      C     Dm
you're twenty-three
              A#   
  And are still more
           F  C
amused by TV shows
Dm               A#
What the hell is ADD?
   F                    C         Dm
My friends say I should act my age
                     C
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
A# F C Dm A#


[Verse]
           F   C      Dm        A#
Then later on, on the drive home
            F   C       Dm        A#
I called her mom from a pay phone
         F           C 
  I said I was the cops
            Dm             A#
and your husband's in jail
                 F         C
This state looks down on sodomy


[Chorus]
    A#                    
  And that's about the time
                 F     C  Dm
that bitch hung up on me
       A#             
  Nobody likes you when
        F      C     Dm
you're twenty-three
              A#          
  And are still more amused
    F           C
by prank phone calls
Dm               A#
What the hell is caller ID?
   F                    C          Dm
My friends say I should act my age
                     C
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Interlude]
D#m C A# C 3x
D#m  C  A#


[Chorus]
    A#                    
  And that's about the time
             F        C    Dm
she walked away from me
       A#             
  Nobody likes you when
        F      C     Dm
you're twenty-three
              A#       
  And you still act like
        F           C
you're in Freshman year
Dm               A#
What the hell is wrong with me?
   F                    C          Dm
My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?


[Chorus]
    A#               
  And that's about the
                F       C  Dm
time she broke up with me
              A#   
  No one should take
               F      C   Dm
themselves so seriously
          A#          
  With many years ahead
    F       C
to fall in line
Dm                 A#
Why would you wish that on me?
  F             C          Dm
I never want to act my age
                     C
What's my age again?

What's my age again?


[Outro]
F C Dm A# 3x  

  C  Dm  Dm  C       C      A#~
              What's my age again?