Midlife Crisis

[Verse]
E                   G
  Go on and ring my neck
                     F#
Like when a rag gets wet
              A
A little discipline
               E
For my pet genius
                  G
My head is like lettuce
                       F#
Go on, dig your thumbs in.
                B
I cannot stop giving

I'm thirtysomething


[Pre-chorus]
E                   G
  Sense of security
                      F#
Like pockets jingling
           A   E
Midlife crisis
               G
Suck ingenuity
                        F#    B
Down through the family tree


[Chorus]
       E                     D
You're perfect yes it's true
    A       E              D           A
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     E                  D
Your menstruating heart
   A     E                         E
It ain't bleeding enough for two.
       G  F#      A   E
It's a midlife crisis
       G  F#      B
It's a midlife crisis


[Verse]
E               G
  What an inheritance
                     F#
The salt and the kleenex
                 A
Morbid self-attention
                 E
Bending my pinky back
               G
A little discipline
             F#
A donor by habit
              B
A little discipline

Rent an opinion.


[Pre-chorus]
E                     G
  Sense of security
                         F#
Holding blunt instrument
           A   E
Midlife crisis
                    G
I'm a perfectionist
                         F#   B
And perfect is a skinned knee


[Chorus]
       E                     D
You're perfect yes it's true
    A       E              D           A
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
     E                  D
Your menstruating heart
   A     E                         \
It ain't bleeding enough for two.


[Bridge]
                        E
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
          G           F#  E
It's a midlife crisis
          G           F#
It's a midlife crisis


[Chorus 4x]
       E                      D
You're perfect yes it's true
    A       E              D     A
But without me you're only you
     E                  D
Your menstruating heart
   A     E
It ain't bleeding enough for two