Two Weeks Late

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I bet I'm the talk of this town
                                   A
If you don't have a ring, then you won't settle down
      G                       D
And I hate to admit they were right
                    A            D
Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight


[Chorus]
       G
So the man is gone
       D
What a damn cliche
       A
And my mama says
                G           D
Looks like I've gained some weight
           G
Landlord's at the door
            D          E
He says the rent can't wait
          G
But I'm a dollar short
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And two weeks late


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
G                     D
Yeah I feel sorry for me
                              A
Know that I got a secret that I'm gonna keep
            G                D
When you're living in sin, I guess
                 A              D
Sometimes that's just what you get


[Chorus]
       G
So the man is gone
       D
What a damn cliche
       A
And my mama says
                G           D
Looks like I've gained some weight
           G
Landlord's at the door
            D          E
He says the rent can't wait
          G
But I'm a dollar short
    A         D
And two weeks late


[Solo]
G  G  D  E  E  G  G  A  D  D


[Chorus]
       G
So the man is gone
       D
What a damn cliche
       A
And my mama says
                G           D
Looks like I've gained some weight
           G
I know the bible says
          D        E
You're supposed to wait
          G
But I'm a dollar short
    A         D
And two weeks late


[Outro]
           G
Yeah I'm a dollar short
    A         D
And two weeks late

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