[Intro]
C D C C 2x
[Verse]
C D
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
See you heaven if you make the list
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Am G
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Am G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Am G C
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
D
Are we losing touch?
G Am C D G
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
G Am C Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Verse]
C D
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Newton got beaned by the apple good
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Am G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Am G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am G C
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
D
Are you having fun
G Am C D G
If you believe they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
G Am C Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Solo]
Em D Em D Em D D
[Verse]
C D
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Here's a little ghost for the offering
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C D
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
C
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Am G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Am G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Am G C D
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
G Am C D G
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
G Am C Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
[Interlude]
Em D Em D Em D D
[Chorus]
Am G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Am G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Am G C D
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby,
are we losing touch.
G Am C D G
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
[Outro]
G Am C Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool.
G Am C D G
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
G Am C Am
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
Em~
then nothing is cool.