Waterproof Mascara

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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So he wants to know
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  Does Superman really need
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to wear his cape to fly?
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 Where does rain come from?
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And can I play outside?
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  And all my friends have
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daddys, mommy why don't I?


[Chorus]
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And so I wear waterproof mascara
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  There's things you shouldn't
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see when you're a kid
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  Thank God they make
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waterproof mascara
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  'Cuz it won't run
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like his daddy did


[Verse]
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So I'm dating again
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Letting my guard down is just so hard to do
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 Never introduced my son to someone new
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'Cuz if I get my heart broke
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I know he will too


[Chorus]
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  And that's why I wear
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waterproof mascara
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  There's some things you shouldn't
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see when you're a kid
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  Thank God they make
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waterproof mascara
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  'Cuz it won't run
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like his daddy did


[Bridge]
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I can throw the

ball out in the yard
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Teach him how to fish

How to drive a car
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  But in my heart. it
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just won't be enough
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We've always gotten by somehow
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I may not need a man right now
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 But I know he does


[Chorus]
       F            
  Thank God they make
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waterproof mascara
               F  
  'Cuz it won't run
  C              A#
like his daddy did
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  That's why I wear
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waterproof mascara