The Lazy Song

[Chorus]
B                  
  Today I don't feel
  F#          E
like doing anything
B            F#         E
I just wanna lay in my bed
      B         
  Don't feel like
         F#
picking up my phone
   E
So leave a message at the tone
        B           
  Cause today I swear
     D#         E
I'm not doing anything


[Verse]
              B            
  Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet
         F#
up and stare at the fan
E  
Turn the TV on, throw

my hand in my pants
B          F#        
  Nobody's gonna tell
      E
me I can't, nah
        B                  
  I'll be lying on the couch
      F#
just chillin in my snuggie
E  
Click to MTV so they can

teach me how to dougie
      B            
  Cause in my castle
  F#               E
I'm the freakin man


[Pre-chorus]
       C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E                 F#
I said it cause I can


[Chorus]
  B                
  Today I don't feel
  F#          E
like doing anything
B            F#         E
I just wanna lay in my bed
      B         
  Don't feel like
         F#
picking up my phone
   E
So leave a message at the tone
        B           
  Cause today I swear
     D#         E
I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh


[Verse]
         B                  F#
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
       E  
With a really nice girl

have some really nice sex
B                      
  And she's gonna scream
  F#             E
out, "this is great"

(Oh my god this is great)
       B                 
  Yes, I might mess around
            F#
and get my college degree
E  
I bet my old man will

be so proud of me
    B              
  I'm sorry pops you
  F#            E
just have to wait


[Pre-chorus]
       C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E                 F#
I said it cause I can


[Chorus]
  B                
  Today I don't feel
  F#          E
like doing anything
B            F#         E
I just wanna lay in my bed
      B         
  Don't feel like
         F#
picking up my phone
   E
So leave a message at the tone
        B           
  Cause today I swear
     D#         E
I'm not doing anything


[Bridge]
     C#m                  F#
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
        B              F#
Cause I ain't going anywhere
E           D#m          G#m
No no no no no no no no nooo
           C#m   
  I'll just strut
                F#
in my birthday suit
        B               F#
And let everything hang loose
E                   D#m   
  Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
                G#m
yeah yeah yeah yeahhh


[Chorus]
     B                  
  Ohh, today I don't feel
  F#          E
like doing anything
B            F#         E
I just wanna lay in my bed
      B         
  Don't feel like
         F#
picking up my phone
   E
So leave a message at the tone
        B           
  Cause today I swear
     D#         E
I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh
           B
Nothing at all