[Chorus]
D# A# G#
Today I don't feel like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# A#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# G G#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Verse]
D# A#
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
G#
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
D# A# G#
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
D# A#
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
G#
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
D# A# G#
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man
[Pre-chorus]
Fm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Gm
I said it
G# A#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
D# A# G#
Today I don't feel like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# A#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# G G#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh
[Verse]
D# A#
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
G#
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
D# A# G#
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great"
(Oh my god this is great)
D# A#
Yes, I might mess around and get my college degree
G#
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
D# A# G#
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait
[Pre-chorus]
Fm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Gm
I said it
G# A#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
D# A# G#
Today I don't feel like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# A#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# G G#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
[Bridge]
Fm A#
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
D# A#
Cause I ain't going anywhere
G# Gm Cm
No no no no no no no no nooo
Fm A#
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
D# A#
And let everything hang loose
G# Gm Cm
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
[Chorus]
D# A# G#
Ohh, today I don't feel like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# A#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# G G#
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh
D#
Nothing at all
[Chorus]
D# Today I don't feel
A# G#
like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# Don't feel like
A#
picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# Cause today I swear
G G#
I'm not doing anything
[Verse]
D# Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet
A#
up and stare at the fan
G#
Turn the TV on, throw
my hand in my pants
D# A# Nobody's gonna tell
G#
me I can't, nah
D# I'll be lying on the couch
A#
just chillin in my snuggie
G#
Click to MTV so they can
teach me how to dougie
D# Cause in my castle
A# G#
I'm the freakin man
[Pre-chorus]
Fm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Gm
I said it
G# A#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
D# Today I don't feel
A# G#
like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# Don't feel like
A#
picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# Cause today I swear
G G#
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh
[Verse]
D# A#
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
G#
With a really nice girl
have some really nice sex
D# And she's gonna scream
A# G#
out, "this is great"
(Oh my god this is great)
D# Yes, I might mess around
A#
and get my college degree
G#
I bet my old man will
be so proud of me
D# I'm sorry pops you
A# G#
just have to wait
[Pre-chorus]
Fm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
Gm
I said it
G# A#
I said it cause I can
[Chorus]
D# Today I don't feel
A# G#
like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# Don't feel like
A#
picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# Cause today I swear
G G#
I'm not doing anything
[Bridge]
Fm A#
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
D# A#
Cause I ain't going anywhere
G# Gm Cm
No no no no no no no no nooo
Fm I'll just strut
A#
in my birthday suit
D# A#
And let everything hang loose
G# Gm Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cm
yeah yeah yeah yeahhh
[Chorus]
D# Ohh, today I don't feel
A# G#
like doing anything
D# A# G#
I just wanna lay in my bed
D# Don't feel like
A#
picking up my phone
G#
So leave a message at the tone
D# Cause today I swear
G G#
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
D# A#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
G#
Hoo ooh ooh
D#
Nothing at all